Just got this spam email and it cracked me up:


Hello I am Sylvia, I guess you will not surprise to receive my mail? i saw your profile and it sound well.I will like us to exchange good

relationship..I

> am Sylvia by name,No kid and never marry.from here you can contact me at

> this

> email address so that i can send you my

> pictures

> and also tell you more about myself,have a nice day and i am waiting to hear

> from you snoonest, Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love

> and concern matters alot in life.Yours

> Sylvia