This email CRACKED me up and I wanted to share it with you.  I set up an Ok Cupid account last year just to test it out, barely using it other than to talk to friends that end up finding me and think it is hilarious to harass me on the site (Yes, Joe.. I am talking to you).  I get emails randomly and today this one was in my in-box. ha.  "Suddenly, the world is my oyster."

I cannot wait...


 
 
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An image of ShannonRhy = good-looking

We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in QuickMatch and Quiver.. . .

Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:  

You will now see more attractive people in your match results.

This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.

Suddenly, the world is your oyster. Login now and reap the rewards. And, no, we didn't just send this email to everyone on OkCupid. Go ask an ugly friend and see.